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I'M Glad I'M Not Flat Chested..

Somewhere to place a wine glass,
Somewhere to place a head.
Somewhere to lose your eyesight to,
When I’m lying down in your bed


Somewhere to catch the toast crumbs,
Somewhere to rest my book
Somewhere to hold my fella’s eyes
When he has that glazed over look.

Somewhere to help me cuddle
Somewhere to aid a squeeze
Somewhere to keep a tissue
When I am about to sneeze.

Somewhere to pop my pencil,
Somewhere to carry my phone,
Somewhere to snuggle my cat in
When I am home alone.


Yes... I'm glad I'm not flat chested... :O)
pennynoodles pennynoodles 46-50, F 23 Responses Jan 28, 2013

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Nice

Very nice. I'm not a firm believer in a big chest, but now I can see where they would come in handy. ;)

nice. thanks.

I'm glad too

Mrs, Noodle, This was so Swwet!! This Man says...+10 to you!!

Thank you, I love combining poetry with humour.

Very clever:-)

Thank you

Flat chested, and our Ms Noodles, don't fit in the same sentence.

Blush...perhaps they are stick on ones....

But your pic tells me otherwise.

I'm laughing and am pleased with your gifted poetry.. very nice. Thank you.

I'm glad it gave you a smile. I only 'do' serious on occasion, mostly, I'm a happy soul :O)

haha ... good one ... I'm glad I'm not flatchested either ... for mostly the same reasons!!

Useful aren't they? ;o)

oh yes definitely!! :D

Your poem made me smile :) Thank you !

It's good to laugh about these things.

great poem im glad you are happy with the way u look thts awesome!!!!!

Thank you for taking the time to read it ;o)

you are so welcome

cute

I never thought about it like that! lol

A gem from a gem, lovely Ms Noodles

Thank you Mr Fred x

cute

what a gorgeous poem!

Thank you!

I love it. Thanks :)

Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for reading.

Somewhere to slide my hands,
Somewhere to pucker up,
Somewhere to stick my willie,
When I am about to erupt!

LMAO Hope that doesn't get you in trouble....

Lolol, I'm safe behind my computer screen, I ducked!

LMAO!!!! Good one! :-)

The imagery here is astounding! Thanks Penny! ;-)

Very Cute! thanks for sharing

Thank you, you're welcome

I quite agree! All it needs is a pearl necklace to add the final touch.

MISTER GREY!

yes not being flat chested does have its benefits :)

;o)

I love to rest my head on a chest.

I expect you're not talking about the wooden type....

No, I like the nice soft type. Preferably two pillows :-)