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H O R S E B U R G E R ~ Haiku

My wife nagged me
so I went out and bought her
a horseburger !

After eating Supermarket
burgers I broke the School
hijump record !

We don't eat horse
in the UK because we prefer
to ride them.  We don't eat humans
for the same reason !

Horse meat is twice as cheap
as beef ~ much leaner ~ tastes better
and has less side effects !
So lets ignore the bull and
embrace the stallion !

My friend ate horse meat
and gained two inches ~
better than viagra !

My friend (who knows about these things)
checked the DNA in fried chicken nuggets
and discovered they were 25% cardboard.
He forgot to remove the packaging !


Thanks for reading ~ LOL ISSA XOX

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ill ill lol