Weird In Brooklyn
I'm normal in Brooklyn, it's liberating. In fact, even if I were to make being weird a full-time job, I'd still be unlikely to be in the top 10%. It's nice to blend in... for once! It feels good to be vanilla! I never thought I was weird, perhaps a little eccentric? I just thought most people lacked imagination. Normal because they had nothing to say, or lacking the courage to say it. So, if you're odd, come to Brooklyn. You'll be magically transformed. You'll become normal immediately. At least, statistically normal. Which is nice.