Exotic Pets - Haikus (non-conventional)





A PANDA'S A WONDERFUL PET
YOU'LL BE CHUFFED - IF HE'S STUFFED
YOU'LL SAVE POUNDS ON THE VET !



A TIGER'S OK
AT THE ZOO FOR A DAY
BUT THE BEST ONE I SAW
ATE MY MOTHER-IN-LAW


 

AS A PET - BUTTERFLIES ARE  OK
THEY ARE SWEET AND REPLETE
THEY ARE NEAT AND THEY'RE CHEAP
BECOS - THEY LIVE JUST FOR ONE DAY !



MY PET CROCODILE HAS A WONDERFUL SMILE
BUT I DON'T THINK THAT I'LL GET ANOTHER
HE WAS HUNGRY ONE DAY (AND THEY GOT IN HIS WAY)
SO HE'S SWALLOWED MY SISTER AND BROTHER
MY DAD HE GOT MAD - AND SAID "THAT CROC IS BAD"
IT SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOUR MOTHER !





A DOG & A CAT - WHO SIT NICE ON A  MAT
ARE THE PERFECT HOUSE PET SOLUTION
RUTH WANTS A "TAB" AND I WANT A "LAB"
IT A WONDERFUL PET RESOLUTION ! 

TO THE PURISTS I WOULD POINT OUT THAT ANY SHORT POEM
ABOUT ANIMALS (NATURE) CAN BE CALLED A "HAIKU".  THERE
ARE NO HARD AND FAST RULES ABOUT SYLLABLES AND THEY
RECITE BETTER IF THEY RHYME !  THANKS FOR READING - WHITE SPIRIT.

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4 Responses Jan 20, 2012

nice one

Adorable, funny, and sweet poems. And as always...the images goes well and make the poem come to life. Very nice job.

Wonderful poem. *claps*

Loved it. Great job WS! :)