I Like Writing Haiku's
A PANDA'S A WONDERFUL PET
YOU'LL BE CHUFFED - IF HE'S STUFFED
YOU'LL SAVE POUNDS ON THE VET !
A TIGER'S OK
AT THE ZOO FOR A DAY
BUT THE BEST ONE I SAW
ATE MY MOTHER-IN-LAW
AS A PET - BUTTERFLIES ARE OK
THEY ARE SWEET AND REPLETE
THEY ARE NEAT AND THEY'RE CHEAP
BECOS - THEY LIVE JUST FOR ONE DAY !
MY PET CROCODILE HAS A WONDERFUL SMILE
BUT I DON'T THINK THAT I'LL GET ANOTHER
HE WAS HUNGRY ONE DAY (AND THEY GOT IN HIS WAY)
SO HE'S SWALLOWED MY SISTER AND BROTHER
MY DAD HE GOT MAD - AND SAID "THAT CROC IS BAD"
IT SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOUR MOTHER !
A DOG & A CAT - WHO SIT NICE ON A MAT
ARE THE PERFECT HOUSE PET SOLUTION
RUTH WANTS A "TAB" AND I WANT A "LAB"
IT A WONDERFUL PET RESOLUTION !
TO THE PURISTS I WOULD POINT OUT THAT ANY SHORT POEM
ABOUT ANIMALS (NATURE) CAN BE CALLED A "HAIKU". THERE
ARE NO HARD AND FAST RULES ABOUT SYLLABLES AND THEY
RECITE BETTER IF THEY RHYME ! THANKS FOR READING - WHITE SPIRIT.
By:
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Age:
26-30
