TRUST ME IM THE PILOT - YOU CANT START WITHOUT ME !
The plane for Athens
will be delayed
for two Greeks
Note in an Egyptian museum
"Please do not disturb the Mummies
while they are sleeping !"
KIWI AIRLINES - NEW ZEALAND
regret to announce that due to a design problem
we are unable to fly !
VIRGIN AIRLINES - If you require
a seat there will be a surcharge of $100.
Standing - during the flight - is forbidden
In case of engine failure
put your heat between your knees
and say "Our Father who art in Heaven ......... !
EGYPT THE ULTIMATE HOLIDAY DESTINATION - WHITE IS VERY CHIC !
MOST OF THESE ARE NOT 5-7-5 SYLLABLES BUT THAT'S POETIC LICENSE !