Overturned Rig

There's an overturned rig in one of the many canals here in Louisiana. It's blocking ships from getting through and it's slowing the production of Tootsie Rolls. Oh no what will we do without  our precious Tootsie Rolls! Oh the humanity! WHY GOD WHY! All these horrible disaters be falling us. First the rig explosion in the Gulf and now no no Tootsie Rolls! What's next? Oh why does God hate us so?!