I'm Open-minded About Musi...

I'm open-minded about music and will listen to it before I dismiss it.  But death metal is one of the few genres that I don't listen to.
smoothiefueledrampage smoothiefueledrampage
18-21, F
1 Response Jan 3, 2007

Last Metalhead I dated took me back to her flat & told me to lie down on the big double bed well she freshened up ready<br />
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I was horrified to see a Murder Dolls poster facing the bed<br />
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It was years ago & I can't recall it exactly, but there was multiple mutual sexual strangulation going on: seen it?<br />
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I jokingly said, "Have ya brought me here to kill me?"<br />
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She said, "It's just a joke, but my fav roleplay game is dominatrix & slave, so stretch your neck out & let me tickle you to death"<br />
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Her technique was to tickle you helpless before giving a sharp squeeze to make ya gag, then soothe it, then repeat the cycle, explaining why the neck is scientifically proven to be the mst responsive erogenous zone, as all nerves connecting to the brain must pass thru the neck<br />
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She was expert at timing her switches from tickle to throttle to caress to choke to fondle to strangle<br />
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Then she asked me to return the favor<br />
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Real fans work in twos & make you say the band name, so they can take it as instruction<br />
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Murder, Dolls<br />
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Then they bury you in the garden<br />
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Or sell you for curry production<br />
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Ever noticed restaurants next to undertakers?<br />
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"Soylent Green is people"<br />
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What a movie punchline, eh?