My Wife's Sexual Appetite Is Insatiable....so What's The Problem?
I have a rather unusual problem pleasing my wife, and it is definitely affecting our sex lives. I’m not sure whether this is the most appropriate forum for this topic, but I am desperate and don’t know where else to post this.
Anyway, when we first were married, simple intimacy, like the missionary position and some oral, were all that my wife needed to get off. But as the years went by, she began telling me more and more that she was bored with sex. Last year we started “experimenting” with food. It was pretty harmless at first—things like passing a peeled grape or gooseberry between our mouths as we kissed. Then it escalated to having me lap up the contents of a jar of mayonnaise spread across her breasts, or maybe a can of cheese whiz sprayed inside her. I went along with all this because it seemed to make her hot and, frankly, I too found it stimulating—that is, provided I hadn’t eaten much beforehand. But lately, things have been getting weird, and I’m concerned that I cannot please her.
For example, a week ago she wanted to try something new. She explained that foods such as whip cream, yogurt, and sour cream, while still interesting to her, were kind of “old hat”, and she was now ready to “graduate to new terrain”, as she put it. I didn’t think much more about it, but that night when we were in bed, I noticed her pushing a Polish sausage into her. At first, I thought maybe that this was some new way for her to jack off, that was until she began pushing my head between her legs and moaning for me to eat. I went ahead and did it, because I am frightened of losing her, though I must admit, I nearly gagged during the act.
However, last night’s escapades were too much. I won’t go into too many details, but this time the foods in question turned out to be a raw chicken leg, a veal cutlet, and a salmon filet. She ordered me to mash my face into her while pulling these meats from her vagina with my teeth, all the while make slurping and gulping noises. I was disgusted. But when I got about halfway through this “dinner”, I ended up puking all over her nether parts. Needless to say, she was furious. This was followed by a big argument, which ultimately ended with her telling me that she was going to look for a new lover if I could not “please her”.
I really don’t know what to do. Has anyone else experienced this sort of situation, and if so, what did you do to get past it?