My Husband Gave Me A Great Laugh Today....We are in the 'she broke up with me, she can't possibly be serious mode'..I get the following texts:
'This is bullshit, we can't be apart'....
"R you serious?'
But, the one he wrote today literally made me bowl over laughing. It was hilarious.
'Damn Babe, do you really need to go this far?'
THIS from the man who has been pushing me away with all his might for ten years. He didn't push me away, he threw me across the room (figuratively). He is honestly shocked that it worked! I laughed for five minutes straight it was such good comedy. He hasn't had sex with me in over three years, and the times before that were quick and almost very infrequent. Besides the sex, this man's rule was 50 insults for every compliment and he was a emotional bully, withholding any emotion or approval unless I toed the line.
So, this line just sent me. Thank god I still have the capacity to laugh!
The whole thing is just ridiculous. What a jerk!