This weekend I began to clean out the closet that my stbxh and I share. We are preparing to put our house on the market, so it's time to donate clothes and clear the decks. I took some bittersweet satisfaction in tossing all the beautiful lingerie that I have accumulated over time, as these were symbols of many failed nights. Actually, I am donating them, not discarding them. You see, they are in mint condition never having been ripped, soiled or otherwise damaged in any act of lovemaking. Such a pity. I hope that they carry better karma to the next woman who wears them and that her lover finds them appealing.