I Live In a Sexless Marriage

Ahhh Excuses, What Fun To Share....

By: alrightythen

Written on April 27th, 2012

Because my sister and I are both in virtual sexless relationships it has become a favorite past time to share our stories...... especially the ones of all the lame excuses or actions our other half's have thrown out over the years. Just for some fun, would anyone like to share their partners actions or excuses to avoid sex.

Remember if you can't laugh about this you'll cry, and i'm sure most of us have done enough of that already......

By: alrightythen

Age: 36-40 , Female

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alrightythen

One of my other favorites was, "you know I don't like to have sex on weeknights, I have to work tomorrow, can I get a rain check for fri/sat?" then fri or sat rolls around and I would get "oh, this week just killed me, I have no energy at all, and that wouldn't be fair to you". LOLOLOL

Apr 29, 2012
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mymarriagesucks

My H, in the beginning, would fall asleep watching t.v. at night. When I went in to wake him for bed (whether it was to go to sleep or otherwise), he'd say he was still watching t.v. I'd go to bed alone and he'd sleep on the couch until 3am.

Now he will skip showers, not shave, and he has even learned that if he has an ailment (headache, backache, toothache, etc.), he can pretty much milk that all day. And DOES. Then he just goes to sleep before me and he's safe another night.

He told me once that all I had to do if I wanted to have sex was "ask him". I am not asking him for anything. Plus, I wouldn't want him to exert himself exercising a little hygiene. He's already in so much pain as it is.....

Apr 29, 2012
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deneisetorres

Right with you on the excuse always being medical. For the last 7 months it has been jock itch that refuses to respond to treatment, but before that it was kidney stones, carpal tunnel, fibromyalgia and a host of other.

Apr 29, 2012
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redwaterlady

Falling asleep during foreplay....yes, you've heard it here folks! I was so boring and undesirable that my man would rather be unconscious than be with me. I'm thinking of opening a business for treating insomniacs.....

Apr 28, 2012
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- alrightythen
  Been there done that one! and I felt the exact same way, completely undesirable.
  
  Apr 29, 2012
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inmytime

It's always some kind of physical ailment, neck, back, head, etc... occasionally I would get the new excuse ("Would" because I haven't tried in over a month, and don't plan to ever again). But if it's not physical, she always manages to pick a fight with me before bed, that's her excuse. Tormenting... ugh

Apr 28, 2012
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- 2ShowMe
  Every night she will complain about something hurting or she's sore, her fibromyalgia is bothering her and tired from such a long day. This is every night! 15 years of it. I love her but marriage is more than good night, I love you. 40% of a marriage is your sexual relationship, I'm trying to hold on but I'm certain I'm going to leave her.
  
  Sep 7, 2012
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BrokeHeart

Morning, now you ladies know, in your heart - he ain't doing you, he's doing some one else, m or f

Apr 28, 2012
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- 2ShowMe
  Sometimes it's low testosterone, if it is low he will have no libido. He needs to go to his doctor and have it checked. I had mind checked and it was very low. My MD put me on a hormone replacement program and my libido went through the roof! Now she can't keep me satisfied. She had to go to her MD to find out how to get her libido up, still waiting!
  
  Sep 7, 2012
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- 2ShowMe
  Also,I know all of you are in good shape but those who have let themselves go and are what most men would call physically undesireable, fatties, most men don't want to have sex with them. Some men will **** anything but that's not the guy you married. Women with nice bodies, clean and pretty faces will always get laid unless there is an issue,ei: medical or affair.
  
  Sep 7, 2012
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TN76

Mine will conveniently not shower all weekend, he knows I'm not cool with that at all. By the time Sunday evening rolls around, he makes a half gimped effort to say crap like "oh I was just so busy and all I just didnt even realize it." Then the work week starts and he knows he's home free. Gross huh, well save it...I'm not begging anymore.

Apr 28, 2012
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ScooterLuv

I heard'em all from my ex old man.

Apr 27, 2012
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unreality66

I would love an excuse, any excuse, I get two year old child whining......seriously whining......

Apr 27, 2012
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- redwaterlady
  blerch!
  
  Apr 28, 2012
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tristimi

My H excuse......."my balls hurt"

His excuse for not snuggling close to me......he'll get to turned on and his balls hurt.

His excuse for not kissing me.....he was waiting on his new front teeth. They were damaged in a car accident 25 yrs ago and then fixed but during a surgery in 2007 they were damaged again so he had to get new ones. I actually fell for that excuse at the time. I knew how embarrassed he was. Well he got his new teeth in 2008 and kissed me once (only after much teasing on my part). Now his excuse is.....he wont kiss me 'like that' anymore because....drum roll please.......he'll get turned on and his balls will hurt. Im thinking about cutting them off. That would eliminate his pain, right?

Apr 27, 2012
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- TheFullMoon
  Lol..... "my balls hurt" Just need to empty them very regular or their product can poison the body and the brain! Scientifically proven fact!
  
  Apr 27, 2012
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- ScooterLuv
  Just freakin leave-go find urself a straight dude cuz this one you got is funny if ya get my drift.
  
  Apr 27, 2012
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- tristimi
  I get your drift. Hes not funny. He just fell out of love and is full of excuses.
  
  Apr 28, 2012
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- NorfolkAndChance
  His balls will hurt because they are full of *****, the dumb ******.
  
  Apr 28, 2012
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- redwaterlady
  omg, so crazy! I'm laughing so hard I snorted....bwa ha ha, cut 'em off, that'll solve his problem...ay yah!
  
  Apr 28, 2012
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bazzar

Then you could move on to YOUR excuses why you have stayed.

Tread your own path.

Apr 27, 2012
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- Awakeforthedance
  oh come on now, coming in here with that kind of truthfulness... ;)
  
  Apr 27, 2012
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Awakeforthedance

I have done this a ton of times, but it's friday night and I have nothing better to do as sad as that is... ha.. "You know I have to work out first." That was the response I got when I greeted him after work wearing lingerie and holding massage oil in one hand and champagne in the other. I actually did feel really bad... I KNEW he worked out after work, I should have been more understanding.... but I don't feel bad anymore -- it is wrong, wrong, wrong to not be able to seduce your own husband out of fear it's "the wrong time." Over the years he has trained me not to try... I don't feel safe snuggling up in the morning, evening afternoon - never. So now I sleep in the guest room.

Apr 27, 2012
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- TN76
  He should of been working out on you after work!
  
  Apr 27, 2012
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- inmytime
  Idiot...sex is a better work out for every aspect of exercise, especially the mind. I've never heard that before...wow.
  
  Apr 28, 2012
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- sterlingrose
  What. A. Moron.
  
  May 2, 2012
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alrightythen

I've done this question before and it's always fun to hear everyone's stories, as well as to give us all an avenue to vent. My last favorite excuse my husband had (three years ago, the last time we had sex) was, ....... drum roll please. I have an upset stomach, and sex will shake my stomach. If you want to give me a BJ, I could probably do that :( ........ What a jerk.

Apr 27, 2012
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- sterlingrose
  Ewwwwwww....YACK!!!!!!
  
  May 2, 2012
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