Patron Is Attacked At Local LibraryBreaking News.....
Several patrons of the local public library had quite a shock last night. A local woman, aged 48, entered the library at 7:30 pm. She wandered around the library, perusing the shelves, seeming to look for an interesting book to read.
It was all a farce. She was really on the hunt for male companionship! She saw a tall, muscular man & asked him to help her reach a book that was beyond her grasp. When the man reached for the book, she threw her arms around his neck & locked lips with him. They stumbled backwards, landing on a table. The kissing continued & progressed with such speed & frenzy that it was a matter of moments before they were engaged in sexual intercourse.
Some patrons were upset by this public display of animalistic pleasure. They ran from the library, shielding their eyes from the scene they had just witnessed. Others, stood by, mouths agape, unable to stop looking at the shocking behavior of this desperate woman. They were riveted in place. The targeted male didn't seem to be harmed by this encounter. On the contrary, he actually seemed to enjoy it!
By the time the authorities arrived, the woman & victim were sharing a cigarette. (Smoking is prohibited in the library!) The woman was escorted away & released to her husband. She had managed to escape the chains of her sexless marriage. Then she attacked the poor defenseless man. The man was questioned extensively by authorities. He couldn't respond to any questions though, because he couldn't stop smiling. He also still clutched the book in his hands, that he had removed from the shelf. It was titled, " Why Men Stop Having Sex" by Bob Berkowitz and Susan Yager.
It was quite an evening at the library! This small town is shocked by the scandal!