I Live In a Sexless Marriage

Dallas Is Heating Up

By: Warriorpoett

Written on July 18th, 2012

The guest list is growing for the Meet Up In Dallas scheduled for October 5th through 8th. We have convinced a four star hotel to host this event and give us a sweet deal on rooms and suites. $65 for a room and $95 for pool side cabana suites. There is also an executive suite option in there where you can live above it all in a private area of the hotel and get turn down service and other pampering. So far it looks like at least 15 of our comrades in arms from the Sexless Liberation Front will be on hand. So it's going to be an interesting weekend. If you haven't booked your rooms yet it's time to start thinking about it if you want a cabana suite those are going fast. I got mine for three nights taxes and everything it was $322 and change. Which isn't much more than it costs for one night in some other fancy joints. This place even has made to order eggs at breakfast. My last hotel breakfast was a semi-stale bagel and some overcooked coffee. So how can you beat a deal like this.

If you are interested and want to know more PM me and I'll fill you in on the where and how to make your reservations. The Texas State Fair will be going on so you can try exotic foods like Alligator on a stick or deep fried bacon on a stick of course. I'm willing to bet there will be at least one barbecue stand there too.

By the way any Lusty Wench wishing to join Warriorpoett's Lusty Wenches for the Dallas trip please let me know and I'll get you set up so that you can get your Official Wench T-shirt completely free of charge (but I need to know what size).

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Changewilldoyougood

The State Fair of Texas has finished its annual friendly food fight and announced the winners. Best overall taste is deep fried jambalaya for 2012...

"Deep Fried Jambalaya - A State Fair spin is given to this Cajun classic. This "from scratch" jambalaya is created using shrimp, cajun sausage and seasonings, then coated in lightly seasoned flour and fried to a golden perfection. This deep-fried Southern delectable will be served with a side of "made in house" spicy ranch sauce."

One more reason to be in Dallas in October for the meetup!

Sep 3, 2012
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LovingSunshine

Sometimes I wish I was single again...sigh.

WP you are the man ;-)

Jul 25, 2012
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PC2629

This will be a tough trip to make but I haven't given up hope just yet! Please... let there be a real business trip to Dallas on these days!

Jul 22, 2012
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oceansun

Warriorpoet does Dallas!

Jul 20, 2012
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- nonookie
  So there's to be a movie? I just assumed video recording devices were contraindicated.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- oceansun
  He's gonna spank you too now.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  Dallas is just a nice calm vacation all the strange and kinky stuff is north of the border and Ocean is in charge of that.
  
  Jul 23, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  I don't know anybody named Dallas and I think you need another spanking.
  
  Jul 23, 2012
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oceansun

WP stop getting your armor up in a bunch!

Jul 20, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  It is also my duty to keep rowdy Wenches under control. So quiet down Wench lest I turn you across my knee and spank you with my sword.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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TexasFreebird

If you need something else to do while in town.

18th Annual Stevie Ray Vaughan Remembrance Ride & Concert is Sunday - Oct 7, 2012

http://www.srvrideandconcert.org/

Jul 20, 2012
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- nonookie
  For anyone still looking for a somewhat credible pretext. Voila.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- Changewilldoyougood
  yes, nonookie. Very good point. Does this mean you're getting a motorcycle and becoming a Stevie Ray Vaughan fan all of the sudden?
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- nonookie
  I'm a big Stevie Ray fan from waaaay back, and the wife knows it too. I'd still be in for dose of Double Trouble ;-).
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- vaguestbaby
  Stevie Ray may be god-like, but I'll bet we just want to chill out and laugh. The second time I met up with Penelope, Bruce was doing the whole Darkness album and I had 15th row seats. But obviously, Bruce went unseen.....
  
  Jul 23, 2012
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Changewilldoyougood

Well folks I got an email from the hotel this morning saying the city of Dallas has just raised hotel occupancy taxes by somewhere around 1%. They wanted to let us know that this would impact us. I'm doing my due diligence by notifying all of you so you can cancel your rooms should you decide this extra 1% is unreasonable.

Jul 20, 2012
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angryguy77

Wish I could go, but no way I could swing it or explain it to the wife.

However Canada does sound more fun...

Jul 20, 2012
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- Chai07
  As mentioned in the first forum threat for meetup 2012, this is a "spiritual retreat". Or an old friend's wedding.
  : )
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- angryguy77
  ha ha, she knows me too well for any of those to work. Plus, I couldn't afford it anyway. If one is held near WI in the future, I might be able to swing it.
  I hope everyone has a good time though.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- Changewilldoyougood
  Bring the wife, but accidentally lose her at the state fair. It's a big state fair. It's Texas after all. Or, Dallas has more retail square footage per capita than most places in the country -- send her on a shopping spree. :)
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- oceansun
  Yes I am trying very hard to vacate my back yard for all the tents!
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- angryguy77
  No need for tents-see your whiteboard
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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FraidNot

I will be there...barring any complications. It'll be nice to have witty conversation about a topic that has been nothing but misery. Who else can we talk to so openly that 1) Will understand the hurt, 2) Not sit in judgment, 3) Can share similar experiences and offer genuine empathy...shall I go on? I know I am a newbie to the group, but I have found (for the most part) a group of extremely caring, understanding and intelligent people. This should a mighty fun time!!!

Jul 19, 2012
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- Changewilldoyougood
  yay happy fun!
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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flyingstone

I am just going to meet people and perhaps have a few more friends in my life. It would be good to talk to people about their experiences.

Jul 19, 2012
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bigdaddysgirl

I just wanted to wish everyone attending a kick *** time, and if it weren't my Anniversary (I know, I know) I would totally be there. I may or may not be having an EP "meet up" of my own, we won't be covering fire arms safety as there is already too much on the agenda.

Why so quick to rule out spontaneous **** WP :-)

Have fun!

Jul 19, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  Flamed right if I flamed you then you would be running to hell to cool off. I merely pointed out that this is a respectable gathering and not an **** or a hookup opportunity.
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- 88ElmiraSt
  daddysgirl...maybe no Glock 101 but whatever you have planned I hope it ends up with some Believe It Or Not moments!
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  What happens in the privacy of anyone's room is their business period. What happens in Dallas Stays in Dallas.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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TexasFreebird

I may make an appearance in full leather. ;)

Jul 19, 2012
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Warriorpoett

Some of you guys immediately take your minds to the gutter don't you? This isn't about hooking up or orgies or anything like that at all and if that's what's on your mind then as far as I'm concerned this isn't the place for you. There may be jokes and that sort of thing occasionally between people that know each other but this is about an opportunity to meet other people that have been through the same hell that you are going through and some of them have actually come out the other side and survived it. This is not about desperate people looking for anybody they can find. Last year there were a lot of discussions about the why's that we all chase so fervently and anecdotal evidence that there is life after divorce. If anybody was hooking up that's news to me and I was there. These people are like combat veterans worthy of respect for what they've been through and some of the talk I'm seeing here just ****** me off. There is a place and a time for everything gentlemen and this is neither the place nor the time for that sort of behavior.

Jul 19, 2012
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- oceansun
  Relax WP, stop acting like prude and be lucky you can go, cause we can't but wish we could. Plus stop pretending like all the T-shirts you are making for the wenches aren't edible.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- Changewilldoyougood
  WP, I think it's just a jealousy thing. The idea that you get to spend so much time with us amazing lusty wenches is just making all of them fantasize about what they would do with lusty wenches of their own. But the reason we are your lusty wenches is because you wouldn't ever have thoughts like that... well, maybe you'd have thoughts like that. But you wouldn't act on them. I think. :-)
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  You forget the duties of a Knight the first is to protect the reputations of the Ladies in his care.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  His second duty is to satisfy any requests that the ladies lay upon him.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  I wouldn't eat polished cotton but then again I'm not a moth.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- oceansun
  Whos job is to protect the wenches from WP?
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  They have nothing to worry about I'm going to wear my tin suit for my own protection.
  
  Jul 21, 2012
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xp42

Will the **** tent be making an appearance this year? Can we set it up in Ocean's backyard?

Jul 19, 2012
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- Changewilldoyougood
  **** tent? Goodness! Sure, plan that for going to Canada for that meetup. There are plenty of tents at the TX state fair for lots of things, all family friendly I am afraid. Giant Pumpkin carving, animal adoption, midway, pig races, deep fried pecan pie. Yum. I hope this means you're going to try to come to Dallas XP.
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  No orgies that I know of but you can come to my firearms safety class if you want. I was also considering taking a side trip To The Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum.
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Changewilldoyougood
  The Museum of Bowling is a must see! I think it's near to Ripley's. :-)
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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Changewilldoyougood

So far we don't have an equal ratio of men to women, not by any means. A lot more women than men are confirmed. Gentlemen, do not let WP enjoy our company all by himself! Join us!

Jul 19, 2012
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- nonookie
  Stop...Please, for the love of god. I could never get away with this and live to tell about it and I'm sure I'm not alone in that camp. Entreaties like this border on cruel and unusual, LOL. Arrrgh!! **** Me!!
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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rosedl

I bet this turns into a convention!

Man, with nearly 30,000 members....

Hope you guys have MUCH fun and best wishes for a happy and sex-filled life for the bride and groom!

Jul 19, 2012
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oceansun

This is a bad idea, its like telling the fat kids to watch over all the candy.............

WP you better behave.........

Jul 19, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  What candy? How could I not behave I'm going to be supervised by 11 Wenches.
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Changewilldoyougood
  You're totally right Ocean. That's why you'll be joining us to help supervise WP, right? He needs all the help he can get. ;-)
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  After this I'm sure I will definitely need some help. Psychiatric more than likely.
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- xp42
  Ahhh. So that's what the wenches are for.
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- oceansun
  LOL you guys.
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  It's sort of like polygamy gone mad.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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Chai07

For the sake of newbies - the original post mentions the "Sexual Liberation Front". Wishful thinking, WP? It's the "SEXLESS Liberation Front" or SLF group on EP.

Jul 19, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  OK I fixed it see I'm already being supervised and this one isn't even a Wench.
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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Warriorpoett

One of the things that will be available is a free fire arms safety class taught by me for anyone that is considering getting a gun but is unfamiliar with handguns. I will be available to teach you the safe handling of handguns and the basic operations of these weapons. This might sound a little odd but these days this is an important concern especially for many women who will be living alone again. I have been a firearms instructor for many years and I am offering this as part of what I consider to be my duty to keep America Safe and Strong. The basic class should take approximately one hour with 3 or 4 students if I get more I will repeat the class until everyone gets it done. Dallas is not going to be some kind of hedonistic wild party or anything like that at all. It is an opportunity for you to associate with other people like yourself who "get" what this is all about. This hotel is very secure in a gated area with security on premises. That was one of our concerns when planning this that everyone feel secure so that they could enjoy this vacation which is really what it is. For many it is a break to get away from the constant pain of being in an environment that is hostile to them. So Dallas is a breather for some and for those that are already out maybe it's an opportunity to widen your horizons a bit.

Jul 19, 2012
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- Chai07
  Guns make me feel LESS secure, but that's because I'm Canadian, eh?
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  Depends on which end of the gun you are on. I get very insecure when someone is pointing a gun at me with intent to do me harm. You have been taught to fear guns when you should understand that guns harm no one it is the people that harm other people by using guns for bad purposes. But a knife or a club is just as effective against an unarmed victim.
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Chai07
  WP, you and I had long PM discussions about this. We disagree. Love ya anyway.
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  Yup no angst but I am what I am. But guys like me make it safe for people like you to not have guns.
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- oceansun
  I hate guns, and I grew up shooting bottles from my dads shot gun very early on.
  Guns are meant to kill, and after all this shootings in Toronto, the last in my sisters neighborhood, i hope our mayor follows through with his plan to enforce jail time for possession min 5years.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  Only problem you have is once all your law abiding citizens are disarmed then they are easy pickings for those nasty folks who don't bother with doing things like obeying laws. It is a statistical fact that if responsible citizens in the community are armed that crime rates decline dramatically. An unarmed population is merely a very large pool of easy victims because police do not prevent crime they investigate crime after it happens and try to find out who did it. If you are depending on the police to protect you then you are out of luck it's not their job.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- oceansun
  Well i wasn't referring to responsible citizens D.
  My dad has a few, and even my H carries something just in case.
  but when it comes to ******** shooting at crowds in theater and community bbq or in a malls food court, they are carrying with the intent to kill, and those laws will put those people in jail, for having a weapon with out a license.
  I don't agree on banning fire arms all together, no, responsible citizens such as my dad should not pay the price because of ignorant *** holes, BUT, responsible citizens like my dad, keep their weapons locked up in a safe, in his house, and not in his pocket, so he would not protect much should something happen out of the house (God forbid). So ya we are left at the hands of police officer that dont give a ****.
  Anyways you know what I mean.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  If I were in the crowd when someone started shooting they wouldn't be shooting long. Part of the deterrent is that if criminals know that there are guns among the people then they being mostly cowards look for easier prey. The problem is that politicians think that taking the guns out of the hands of the law abiding people is the way to go about it when that is exactly backward to what they should be doing. But I am licensed to carry a concealed deadly weapon upon my person which is a different story than a gun safely locked up at home. I am also a professionally trained marksman and a former soldier and there are millions more just like me. Since our laws have changed and we are allowed to carry guns there isn't as much crime.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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Changewilldoyougood

Hey everybody, I've fielded a couple of inquiries tonight about the meetup. Feel free to PM either WP or me if you have questions about the scope and activities planned for the weekend. It's a pretty easygoing "plan" so to speak but if you have questions please ask - either privately or publicly. The guest list is growing! :-)

Jul 19, 2012
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oceansun

I am a XS, but XXXL around the chest!

WP have you informed everyone that that Dallas meetup has been moved to Toronto in my back yard?

Anyone needing info please PM me and Ill give you the address and rules, and a printable pretend coupon for a free beer.

Remember to BIO 2x4..................the shed ain't going to build it self FFS!!!!

Jul 18, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  Nice try Ocean but it's still in Dallas. Do you want me to send you a set of plans so you can build a shed as a do it yourself project? You make it to Dallas you get a T-shirt and I'll throw in a shot of my good whiskey.
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Chai07
  Ocean, we can have a Canadian meetup next year. MaryRyan has already offered to cross the border to help. : )
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- zsuzsilowinger
  Ocean, I definitely cannot afford Dallas but I'll volunteer to help you build your shed - I can visit family in TO and cut down on my costs! If I win the lottery I'll be in Dallas last minute in one of them fancy suites ;)
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  Do you think they would let a subversive like me into Canada? I might overthrow their government or something.
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Changewilldoyougood
  I'd fly to Canada. Never been to Toronto. Plan it ladies!
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- oceansun
  SOUNDS GREAT EVERYONE, Don't laugh at my BBQ though, I can roast 2 steaks at a time or 7 sausages LOL
  But they need to be strategically placed on the only 7 bbq rocks I have LOL
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Warriorpoett
  I'll loan you my spare shield you can cook a cow on it.
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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- oceansun
  I just spit my coffee. lol
  
  Jul 20, 2012
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cherryblossomhotel

I wish I could go, but I better start counting up my pennies.

Jul 18, 2012
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- Changewilldoyougood
  Meeting folks from ILIASM is worth its weight in gold when it comes to mental health... way cheaper than therapy to spend a weekend with us. Just sayin'! :-)
  
  Jul 18, 2012
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- zsuzsilowinger
  Is there a fund for those of us who are more than broke LOL
  
  Jul 19, 2012
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- Changewilldoyougood
  No charity fund... but I am amazing at finding travel deals. If you want some help keeping it cheap, PM me.
  
  Jul 25, 2012
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Changewilldoyougood

This is not just a get together, folks. We are celebrating the wedding of two of our own. How fitting and appropriate. I can't wait. I can't wait to see the wild and crazy wedding gifts people bring. :)

Jul 18, 2012
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Warriorpoett

Guess I'd better get the really big bottle.

Jul 18, 2012
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