Countdown To The AnniversaryThe anniversary is fast approaching and my roommate still wants to celebrate. Agreeing with Baz's advice, I have no problem doing something simple. But if he's planning any of the romantic crap I'll pass. There's nothing to celebrate.
As the date gets closer and closer he is becoming nicer and nicer. The bs level is high in my house right now as my roommate has all of a sudden become quite domesticated. Helping with the kids, cooking, housework. Its astonishing! Lol, not really. He is so predictable. Trying desperately to tug at the heart strings that I have already begun to cut.
Last night it was, "Can I hold you?"
a. What kind of question is that are you seriously asking for permission to hold me. Come on dude, REALLY?
b. I no longer have any need for or interest in you holding me
c. **** off
That didn't go over well but it just came out. All things he's heard before and needed to hear again because he's seriously clueless.
This morning it was, "Stay in bed and get some extra rest. I will take care of the kids." WELL, I'm no fool. Hell yes I stayed in bed, I needed that.
This afternoon: "Sure dear, you go and have a good time. I'll sit this one out." I hate being called Dear. He knows that. ***.
Wonder what will come next......