Fathers Day Present

This is worth a laugh

So the wife askes me the other day what do you want for Fathers Day? You in a G string i replied.

I'm not holding my breath on that one.
Frustrated1978 Frustrated1978
31-35, M
5 Responses Aug 29, 2012

LOL you are horrible because you probably do it on purpose to get her "stunned" expression.Even though it is not too much to ask for.You are still horrible because you know it is not in her blood to think of anything raunchy.

No she capable of thinking raunchy. Unfortunately just not when it comes to me

o.O ic ok.

you muppet!!! lol

I go through this on almost every occasion. My birthday is only a few days away. The wife is always asking what do I want. Meaning what can she buy me. It is always on the tip of my tongue to ask for something risque but can not set myself up for the response. What hurts most is remembering the days past when she would ask and offer this or that then would end by saying *******? That offer has not happened in a long, long time. Sigh.

Maybe this is a man thing, but I just don't really associate Mother's Day as one of those special days where I might expect to get laid. Valentine's Day. Anniversary. Birthday. Yes. Even long holiday weekends. Mother's Day - not so much.

I hear you i was just having some fun and pulling her leg. The look on her face was priceless. She asked me once i answered, she followed up with no seriously, i repeated it again. I had a pleasant little chuckle seeing the expressions on her face.

Stay Strong & Good Luck

I guess I don't expect my husband to really get me anything for Mother's Day, but I do expect him to help my son get me something (this does not actually happen). So, there's perhaps a bit of an ick factor there for me. :-)

Time to get a her a subsc<x>ription to Cosmo. Maybe she will learn something.