Since 1984 Long Long Long Dry Spell.
Back in 1983 I got my girl friend pregnant. We were both doing drugs at the time. She decided to terminate it. During the procedure she had to hold the glass jar that contained the chopped bits of our terminated fetus. She says she saw a little hand. So since July 1984 I've lived in a no sex desert. So I think I'm due some kinda award. Which also factored in on my switch. But I'm happy again and I still haven't had any sex at all.