I Live In a Sexless Marriage She Wants It... (Levity Warning) By: Oldandgone Written on February 5th, 2013 Previous Read the author's previous account of this experience Next Read the author's next account of this experience Thank the author By: Oldandgone Age: 41-45 20 Rate Up Rate Up this story even more + New Rating: - 388 people have read this story Your Response Please respond with authenticity, support, and respect Email: Username: Password: Birthday: By clicking "Post", you confirm that you agree to the Terms of Service of Experience Project, Inc. 7 responses Sort responses by: Recent Oldest Rating teddieboy009 I got very excited and had a little suprise----than i relize they were talking about the damn umbrella, lol. zsuzsilowinger This was pure gold. ulae You call that an umbrella? goodlittlegirl good stuff thanks for the laugh LaoTzu ROFLMAO!!!!! laureltree lol enna30 Spluttering in my breakfast cereal!! Thanks EIT!! Spotlight outstanding comments to help more people see them, and to show your appreciation to the author. How many times would you like to spotlight? + Spotlight (Costs )