STOP Crying

PEOPLE CAN ONLY DO WHAT YOU ALLOW. AM I MARRIED ? YES AM I GETTING ANY ? NO . CAN I GET IT SOME WHERE ELSE ? YES . THEN JUST DO IT. AND IF YOU GET CAUGHT JUST DO A BILL CLINTON AND SAY " I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT PERSON" OR THE INFAMOUS "IT WASN'T ME. I'VE  ONLY BEEN MARRIED FOUR YEARS. I CAN'T MAKE A PERSON LOVE ME IF THEY DON'T. I GOT TO LOVE ME, SATISFY ME. HEY ANYONE EVER USE THEIR DETACHABLE SHOWER HEAD AND LET THE SHARP STREAM HIT THE RIGHT SPOT CAUSING AN OVER THE TOP ******???. IF THAT'S NOT ONE WAY TO HAVE SAFE SEX  THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

jnosbod jnosbod
46-50
4 Responses Mar 6, 2009

Yes well thank goodness for our hands with opposable digits, because some times I beat it like it owes me money. HA<br />
Latley I save my testosterone for the gym. <br />
Although lifting weights builds muscle, which increases more testosterone, which really makes me wantto pound a woman or to throw some punk *** guy through a plate glass window.

I'm like lexi.. wishing things were as easy as you say... <br />
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I just don't see how I can approach a woman and say, Hi, I was wondering if you're in need of sex like I am because you have a crazy spouse who has decided sex is the most awfullest thing in the whole universe? p.s. I'm a nice guy, not a pervert.<br />
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james<br />
atlanta

wow I had no clue...thanks for the shower tip. lol.<br />
Wish things were that easy....I can't get it anywhere else.

My shower massage is my best friend.