My Wife Wants to Travel
My wife has been trying to convince me to go on a trip. She really wants to travel Europe. A 2 Month vacation she calls it. But here's the catch. She doesn't want an ordinary vacation... site seeing... etc. She wants me to rent a car and go where she wants to go...do what she wants to do and see what she wants to see. Her ideas of what she wants to see come out of novels she reads.
I would gladly pay for one of those vacations on one condition. She take me off the list as one of the travelers. I have absolutely no interest in going anywhere with her. I couldn't stand being around her that long.
I don't think she will go under my terms. Why? Well my terms also would have a clause... that says while you have your vacation... I will have my own.
And everyone has heard the saying... what happens in ***** Stays in *****
Now Where shall i pick...lol