My Husband Is A Loser
My husband is a total loser and I am getting fed up of him. He is a total slob too. Sometimes I just want him to leave me alone. We have a king sized bed for the two of us ( sometimes all four -- we have two small kids who used to co-sleep with us ) and he never shares the space! I have to bundle up in the blankets to protect myself from his grappling limbs. He always crowds me in the bed. He always wants to touch me -- his hand, his leg, his stinking toes or his butt. I have told him a million times that I do not want anybody to touch me when I sleep. He just does not get it!
He has the nerve to think he can cuddle with me whenever he wants. Ever since our first kid was born, he has been a depressing lazy ******* leaving me to do everything to keep our family together. Never helps out with the household chores and he never pays the bills on time. He can not balance our budget. We are behind all of our bills. Credit card companies, banks and collection agencies are calling me everyday and he does absolutely NOTHING about it.
Whenever I want to have sex, he is never around. He is always out playing cards with his friends. I have a feeling that he is ******* away all of our money on gambling. Nothing else makes sense. I am kicking myself for ever having fallen in love with this oaf. Most normal men would be grateful to have a beautiful family but he does not seem to appreciate anything!
Yup. This may sound like a joke.