Walking The Dog

One day, I was walking my dog when she stopped & squatted in front of a house a couple of blocks away from ours.

As I was picking up her poop, a man emerged from the house and asked "Did you pick up all of it?"

I responded "No, I left half of it for you!"

He said "When are you going to stop being such a smart-***?"

I replied "When you stop being such a dumb-***!"

Dragon56 Dragon56
61-65, M
1 Response Dec 5, 2012

I'm eager to reuse this,thanks for the tip.

(I'll be sure to tell 'em Dragon56 said so...)