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I Look Younger Than I Am

Time Is On My Hide

By: ElLagarto
Written on January 19th, 2008
I'm 57, but I don't look a day over 56.  Of course, it's a 56 that's slept in a culvert, been thrown down several flights of stairs, shot full of Thorazine, done time for drug smuggling, and endured the ravages of what, in polite society, is called "divorce." 
By: ElLagarto
Age: 56-60 , Male
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    ElLagarto
    ElLagarto

    Age is in the mind; or so I keep telling my knees.

    Jul 9, 2008
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    adandymess
    adandymess

    oh my, i would have guessed you were only 55 ;0

    Jul 9, 2008
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    ElLagarto
    ElLagarto

    That would account for the decadents in the fender.

    Jul 9, 2008
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    ag123
    ag123

    lostbird -- For some reason EP gets mixed up on my age all the time and starts the count on the wrong year. I'm a lot more decaded than it initially appears.

    Jul 9, 2008
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    lostbird
    lostbird

    Well you've only travelled through 2 decades Mr Chaos, so you are very mature

    Jul 9, 2008
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    ag123
    ag123

    As I have travelled through the decades, I've grown to appreciate those that show their age.

    Jul 9, 2008
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    ElLagarto
    ElLagarto

    It would be my honor.

    Jul 9, 2008
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    PeaceOnEarth
    PeaceOnEarth

    Thank you ElLagarto

    I MUST buy my very own copy and plead that it be signed by the author...

    Jul 9, 2008
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    ElLagarto
    ElLagarto

    Well, my darling POE, you could always buy a copy of Invisible Driving from Amazon.com - there's a pretty nice photo of me on the back cover! Actually, I think if you went to the product page you could even use the "Search Inside" feature and see the back cover for free. Have great day POE!

    Jul 9, 2008
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    PeaceOnEarth
    PeaceOnEarth

    There IS a FINE photo of Jimi...but no you.

    hm

    How are we to know if you look younger than you are with no photo?

    Jul 8, 2008
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    PeaceOnEarth
    PeaceOnEarth

    PHOTOS!

    {maybe I should peer at your albums....}

    heh

    Jul 8, 2008
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    Mountainman923518
    Mountainman923518

    OK

    Jul 8, 2008
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