The Cashier Asked To See My Id

He said I looked about 23. I said I was 31. I showed him my license and I laughed and said, "Don't you feel like a moron?" He just sniveled, so I immediately slapped him with the back of my right hand and took my groceries without paying. Only the title and the first, second, and last sentences of this story are true.
26-30, M
Sep 18, 2012