Doctors Ya Gotta Love Em'

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best

patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants

on my operating table because when you open them up, everything

inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try

electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians

are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like

construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have

a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when

he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..

Plus, the head and the *** are interchangeable.
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3 Responses Jan 8, 2013

roflol. i needed that laugh!

Ya hit the nail on the head with that one! Love it!