You Want What? (adult)

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's *** and say, 'How about a *******?' ....And she's always sound asleep."
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5 Responses Jan 12, 2013

Is this a real life story and just posted in the jokes section? funny and true.
tx for sharing.

Told that joke to 5 men, all loved it. Told it to 5 women....2 said it wasnt funny and 3 said "i dont get it"

Experience counts

If only men would catch on LMAO