I Love a Good Laugh
Friend from work emailed these to me and I thought u guys may enjoy.
The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.
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I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
> My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
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> "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving moving during sex!!!!!!
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
>
> "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.
>
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
> My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
>
> "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving moving during sex!!!!!!
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
>
> "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
By:
specks77
Age:
31-35
,
Female
