THE Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
Says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.  Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
Insignificant.  Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo ****. Someone stole tent."
sturmbringener sturmbringener
46-50, M
3 Responses Jul 9, 2007

Plenty of book sense, no common sense. Lol

hahahaha, Too funny good one!<br />
Dx<br />
Thanx for the grins. . . . .

Wow! That is quite funny! Definitely gave ME a good laugh!