THE Cork

The Cork

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck up his ***.

"If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

"I regret I cannot," lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my ***."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along Russell Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akurbra hat came boiling out.

He said, "I am Captain Ozzie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No ****?"

God Bless Australia

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46-50, M
2 Responses Jul 16, 2007

lol

Hahahaha, nice one... lol :D