An Ode To Oral Sex

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head

Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly

But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees

You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through

Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl

Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run

Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar

And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat

Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough

Let's switch you say, before you gag
And whats your revenge, your on the rag. LMAO
IamJody IamJody
22-25, F
11 Responses Jan 17, 2013

Great Poem!!!! Lol

Lol thanks

Lol funny as hell

Damn thats so funny

Nice. Creative.

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lmao!!! thats to funny:p

LOL That was quality.

THAT is frikken genius!!! LMAO

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Neat lady.

Lol good stuff!

LMAO that one was hysterical