Rapid Fire

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
"Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
" Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into
" Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" The principal was trembling.
Harry: "Firetruck."
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