I Love a Good Sense of Humour
A whole bunch of funny texts over three days, on and on lol......was too funny, each line was a separate text from some random dude and me
At work one day, and I got a text
hows my injured veteran?
I reply.....who's this?
you know who it is
Nah, sorry
yes you do
nah, sorry, no idea
how could you forget me?
I have a bad memory, refresh me
How could you forget that pain?
I get lots of pain, tell me who it is
Guess!!
Cant guess, no idea lol
Try, dont tell me you forget
I forget, give me a clue
No, I want you to remember, I cant believe you forget me
Sorry, but I have, gimme a clue
At the time, I used to go to a friends on a Friday nite, was like a girls nite, but I was allowed, cos they are close friends, 5 girls and me, every Friday nite.. One, is like particularly hot and sexual, and I am telling this story, and she is like ........This guy sounds like he has a big dik, he can injure ME...give me his number. I say NO, and she is so keen, she starts to wrestle with me, trying to get my phone, as my last couple of txts have been coming in, while I am drinking with th girls, and I have been laughing, telling them the story. I WANT HIS NUMBER DAMMIT!! I wont let her have it, its MY fun ha ha
He gets depressed
You have forgotten me? I dont believe it!! I havnt forgotten. thats for sure
Yeh sorry, lots of people give me pain, its what I like
After two days, maybe he's offended, hurt that I have forgotten his awesomeness
Third day
Come on, no way you have forgotten
Sorry dude, but I have
Dude?
Yeh mate
um, you call me mate?
yeh mate
You sound like a guy
I am
what?
Yeh dude
silence
Hey man, dont let it put you off hey
silence
How come youv'e gone quiet?
silence
dude, is that it?
silence
what, so your'e done with me?
silence
is it over?
silence
aw, c'mon, whats happened? You used to text me all the time
silence
dam, guess your dumping me then?
Fk, ha ha, I had a ball
Poor guy, just a wrong number
In hindsight, I should have got hot with him, would have made it even funnier
At work one day, and I got a text
hows my injured veteran?
I reply.....who's this?
you know who it is
Nah, sorry
yes you do
nah, sorry, no idea
how could you forget me?
I have a bad memory, refresh me
How could you forget that pain?
I get lots of pain, tell me who it is
Guess!!
Cant guess, no idea lol
Try, dont tell me you forget
I forget, give me a clue
No, I want you to remember, I cant believe you forget me
Sorry, but I have, gimme a clue
At the time, I used to go to a friends on a Friday nite, was like a girls nite, but I was allowed, cos they are close friends, 5 girls and me, every Friday nite.. One, is like particularly hot and sexual, and I am telling this story, and she is like ........This guy sounds like he has a big dik, he can injure ME...give me his number. I say NO, and she is so keen, she starts to wrestle with me, trying to get my phone, as my last couple of txts have been coming in, while I am drinking with th girls, and I have been laughing, telling them the story. I WANT HIS NUMBER DAMMIT!! I wont let her have it, its MY fun ha ha
He gets depressed
You have forgotten me? I dont believe it!! I havnt forgotten. thats for sure
Yeh sorry, lots of people give me pain, its what I like
After two days, maybe he's offended, hurt that I have forgotten his awesomeness
Third day
Come on, no way you have forgotten
Sorry dude, but I have
Dude?
Yeh mate
um, you call me mate?
yeh mate
You sound like a guy
I am
what?
Yeh dude
silence
Hey man, dont let it put you off hey
silence
How come youv'e gone quiet?
silence
dude, is that it?
silence
what, so your'e done with me?
silence
is it over?
silence
aw, c'mon, whats happened? You used to text me all the time
silence
dam, guess your dumping me then?
Fk, ha ha, I had a ball
Poor guy, just a wrong number
In hindsight, I should have got hot with him, would have made it even funnier
By:
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Age:
26-30
