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16 Hours Ago...

Home Food Delivery

I woke up and don’t remember what phone number I dialled for my food but ordered 2 ****’s. The woman on the phone had the audacity to ask me “mam, what size would you prefer” as if.....

“Super ******* size me woman” I said.

Once I hung up the phone, the exact words I used magically appeared on my ep status that is “Wants a hard **** ASAP” and that was 16 hours ago.

Now...Persona ringed my door bell, it is now 16 hours ago and left with nada. Worse, I’m left with no food. How else to feed my mind body and soul?

 Before I start bitching, anyone knows what’s happening and where are the ***** I ordered?
HedoZen HedoZen 41-45, F 9 Responses Feb 21, 2011

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If you figure out a home delivery place that does deliver, without the man's body, let me know. --DW

Tres funny! Obviously stolen, eaten and enjoyed by a hungry coinoisseur.

Was snowed in sexy but I am digging my way out and will be there soon as I can.

A friend of mine which I can't say his name offered me quote:<br />
"Should I get a Clone-A-Willie kit and send you a copy?" Anyone ??????

Gosh, you to....

Got held up in Customs, damn Homeland Security.

I finally located 2 ***** which were nowhere via my direction. One was searching my address in the west coast and the Midwest while I’m East Coast and the other is stuck in Sweden...Gosh

But you did not rang the bell why?

I’m cracking up laughing while writing this...I love my imagination but still awaiting my 2 ****’s people.