Math Problems For Costello This Is Great Lol

Abbott: You're 40 years old, and you're in love with a little girl, say 10 years old. You're four times as old as that girl. You couldn't marry that girl, could you?

Costello: No. ?

Abbott: So you wait 5 years. Now the little girl is 15, and you're 45. You're only three times as old as that girl. So you wait 15 years more. Now the little girl is 30, and you're 60. You're only twice as old as that little girl. ?

Costello: She's catching up. ?

Abbott: Here's the question. How long do you have to wait before you and that little girl are the same age?

Costello: What kind of question is that? That's ridiculous. If I keep waiting for that girl, she'll pass me up. She'll wind up older than I am. Then she'll have to wait for me!

 

Abbott: Do me a favor. Loan me $50.
Costello: I can't lend you $50. All I've got is $40.
Abbott: That's okay. Give me the $40, and you'll owe me $10.
Costello: How come I owe you $10?
Abbott: What did I ask you for?
Costello: $50.
Abbott: What did you give me?
Costello; $40.
Abbott: So you owe me $10.
Costello: That's right. But you owe me $40. Give me my $40 back.
Abbott: There's your $40. Now give me the $10 you owe me. That's the last time I'll ever ask you for the loan of $50.
Costello: How can I loan you $50 now? All I have is $30.
Abbott: Give me the $30, and you’ll owe me $20.
Costello: This is getting worse all the time. First I owe you $10, and now I owe you $20!
Abbott: So you owe me $20. Twenty and 30 is 50.
Costello; Nope! Twenty-five and 25 is 50.
Abbott: Here's your $30. Give me back my $20.
Costello: All I've got now is $10!

 

costello is trying to convince everyone that 13 times 7 is 28 he proves it to you in three different methods lol FEEL FREE TO DO THIS MATH PROBLEM ON PAPER IF YOU NEED TO YOU WILL BE AMAZED AT THE RESULTS EACH WAY HE TELLS YOU TO DO THE MATH LOL

DIVISION:

7/28=13

7/2 wont go

7 goes into 8 (1) time.

28 minus 7 is 21

7 into 21 is (3)

the answer is 7 into 28 is (13)

MULTIPLICATION:

7 times 13 is 28

7 times 3 is 21

7 times 1 is 7

21 plus 7 is (28)

 

ADDITION:

13

13

13

13

13

13

13

13

 

3+3+3+3+3+3+3= 21

1+1+1+1+1+1+1=   7

21+7 = 28

 

JUSTENTICEME JUSTENTICEME
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3 Responses Mar 20, 2009

wow, that sounds like a twilight zone moment do do do do ...do do do........if you get a chance look up WHO'S ON FIRST" and watch the video its hilarious.

I dont actually know who Abbott and Costello are, and I have hardly even heard of them - but they were in my dream last night!! So this is just weird. Lol...they murdered a girl in front of me, then all acted like we were best friends and I thought "Aw, they're so nice, but, well...they're murderers...." And they were like, Pirates. Their boat was in my driveway...

lol.....that is what makes them sooo great together