I Love Accidental Nudity
I've seen hundreds of naked bodies during my 15 years as a nurse, and as cliche as it sounds, no two bodies (or body parts) look exactly alike. I work in the post-op ward of a major urban facility near the front range, so we get many victims of recreational accidents, who tend to be younger and more physically fit than the typical in-patient. While administering sponge-baths, it's considered an unwritten rule for a nurse not to openly look at a patient's genitalia, but like most nurses, I discreetly inspect all my patients.
I'm close friends with the other four nurses in my ward, and we often discuss and compare the anatomy of our patients. Whenever one of us discovers a "mister big" in the ward, it's considered common courtesy to share this information, as well as bathing duties, so that we all get a fair turn. Many of our younger patients are "growers", and these are my favorite. During a sponge-bath, they become uncontrollably erect, which leads to some interesting moments. Most of the time we both just pretend not to notice. Some guys continuously apologize, which is quite awkward for everyone, especially if there's another patient in the room. But I do love watching a penis become erect.
Once in a blue moon, we'll get a "squirter", which are also fun to watch. This one poor guy had a compound-fracture to his femur, but his other parts worked fine....almost too well. His penis ********** on its own, without being touched! Despite being quite small, it discharged an unusually high volume of *****, and I had to clean up every last drop for hygienic reasons. After consulting with the other nurses, I was flattered to discover that he only performed for two of the five of us. And I am the oldest one!
I don't know how guys can walk around with those things between their legs. They seem to have a mind of their own, and cause endless trouble and embarrassment for their owners. But they sure are nice to look at.
I'm close friends with the other four nurses in my ward, and we often discuss and compare the anatomy of our patients. Whenever one of us discovers a "mister big" in the ward, it's considered common courtesy to share this information, as well as bathing duties, so that we all get a fair turn. Many of our younger patients are "growers", and these are my favorite. During a sponge-bath, they become uncontrollably erect, which leads to some interesting moments. Most of the time we both just pretend not to notice. Some guys continuously apologize, which is quite awkward for everyone, especially if there's another patient in the room. But I do love watching a penis become erect.
Once in a blue moon, we'll get a "squirter", which are also fun to watch. This one poor guy had a compound-fracture to his femur, but his other parts worked fine....almost too well. His penis ********** on its own, without being touched! Despite being quite small, it discharged an unusually high volume of *****, and I had to clean up every last drop for hygienic reasons. After consulting with the other nurses, I was flattered to discover that he only performed for two of the five of us. And I am the oldest one!
I don't know how guys can walk around with those things between their legs. They seem to have a mind of their own, and cause endless trouble and embarrassment for their owners. But they sure are nice to look at.