THE Day Out

SO ME AND THE WIFE.MY 3 YR OLD DAUGHTER AND MY 5 YR OLD SON ISAIAH GO OUT TO EAT AT THIS NEW BBQ REATAURANT.EVERYTHING IS FINE-FOR THE FIRST 5 MINUTES.THE WAITER LEADS US TO THE TABLE.THE WAITRESS COMES OVER AND THERE LIES THE PROBLEM.SHE SAYS HI HER NAME IS BLAH BLAH BLAH AND ASK ABOUT DRINKS.BEING THE MAN I FIGURE IM GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE ORDERING.MAKE SENSE?I TELL HER BRING 3 WATERS FOR ME AND THE KIDS AND MY WIFE WANTS A PEPSI.THIS WAITRESS STARTS SMILING LIKE CRAZY AND SAYS OK.I NOTICED IT BUT THOUGHT SHE JUST WANTED A GOOD TIP.MY WIFE DID TOO.SHE BRINGS THE WATER AND ASK ME DO WE NEED ANYTHING ELSE.I SAY NO AND SHE LEAVES WITH THAT DAMN SMILE AGAIN.MY WIFE GOES "DID SHE SMILE JUST A LITTLE TO HARD?"I SAID YES BUT WHO'S WATCHING,LOL.NOW THE WIFE IS PISSED.SHE COMES BACK AND AGAIN LOOKS DIRECTLY AT ME AND SAYS YOU WANNA ORDER.IM CRACKING UP INSIDE CAUSE SHE IS CLEARLY BEING FLIRTATIOUS IN FRONT OF MY WIFE.ANYWAY MY SON SAYS HE WANTS RIBS BUT DONT EVEN EAT RIBS.I SAY **** IT JUST GET EM RIBS.THE WIFE IS LIKE NO NO....WE GET THE RIBS.FAST FORWARD....FOOD COMES AND SO DID THAT SMILE.SHE ASK ME WOULD I LIKE ANY THING ELSE AND I ASK MY WIFE DO YOU WANT SOMETHING.SHE GIVES ME THE DEATH STARE,LOL.SO 5 MINUTES INTO EATING SHE LOOKS AT ME AGAIN AND ASK CAN I HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING.SHE WAS SURE WORKING FOR THAT TIP,LOL.THE WIFE GETS SO PISSED SHE ASKED FOR A DOGGY BAG.SHE GETS UP GOES TO PAY AND DECIDES SHE'S LEAVING.NOT WANTING TO BE LEFT IN THERE WITH THE KIDS(SHE WOULD JUST TORMENT ME IN THE CAR IF I STAYED IN THAT RESTAURAUNT.I SWALLOW EVERYTHING FEED MY DAUGHTER AND SON AND WHEN SHE GETS READY TO WALK OUT WHERE RIGHT BEHIND HER.IM LIKE BABY YOU JUST RUINED DINNER.SHE GOES "THAT ***** RUINED DINNER".WHEN WE GET IN CAR SHE TELLS ME HOW WHILE STANDING AT ATM MACHINE SHE SAW THE GIRL STANDING AGAINST WALL WATCHING ME AND THE KIDS EAT.YA KNOW WHEN YOU GET THAT FEELING YOUR BEING WATCHED?THE WAITRESS TURNED AND SAW MY WIFE STARING HER DOWN SO SHE MOVED ON,LOL.I LOVE ATTENTION.JUST NOT DURING DINNER TIME,LOL. $75 WASTED
SINISTERMEMPHISTO SINISTERMEMPHISTO
26-30, M
3 Responses Aug 13, 2007

SOMEONEFIXME , U R SO RIGHT,I SHOULD HAVE TOOK THE **** IN THE BATHROOM,LOL

na f that i would be proud as well. I fear that lust dies in a marriage, if your wife is jealous then be proud of that. Your thinking about the 75 you wasted, i'd be thinking about that fine piece of waitress *** that I could have had. That would make the 75 well worth it. Marriage or no marriage!

So sad, you can't have peace without a **** causing a rift in your relationship. Maybe you guys can be more mature than her and BOTH of you STARE her down. A TEAM effort would be a lot more fun. <br />
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R