I Love Bacon
Today I cooked the four most vicious rashers of bacon ever.
It was the same bacon I always have, same frying pan, same heat, but this bacon was evil.
Now you have to put yourself in my position to appreciate this, (that is sitting down).
This bacon did not want to be cooked, it spat like a cornered moggie, It repeatedly got me on the back of my hand, on my arm and on my face, even at arms length it got me on the inside of my upper arm.
Finally just before it surrendered to it's inevitable fate it got me on top of my head.
But I had the last laugh, I put it between two slices of bread, cut it in half, and ate it.
It was really nice bacon :)
It was the same bacon I always have, same frying pan, same heat, but this bacon was evil.
Now you have to put yourself in my position to appreciate this, (that is sitting down).
This bacon did not want to be cooked, it spat like a cornered moggie, It repeatedly got me on the back of my hand, on my arm and on my face, even at arms length it got me on the inside of my upper arm.
Finally just before it surrendered to it's inevitable fate it got me on top of my head.
But I had the last laugh, I put it between two slices of bread, cut it in half, and ate it.
It was really nice bacon :)
By:
AlmostAristotle
Age:
61-65
,
Male
14
responses
