What Could Be Better Than Bacon?

I don't know what it is about bacon that makes it addictive. Maybe it's the salt that gives me a craving. Could it simply be that it is meat and as a descendant of cavemen I am hardwired to hunger for it? Perhaps it is the crispy texture that comes from perfectly cooked bacon. All I know is that it is the king of meats and when I die I want my casket lined in it. As much bacon as I eat, it is bound to be helping me get there, so it makes sense for me to spend eternity ensconced in its salty, meaty, fat-filled goodness.
StrictSouthernHOH StrictSouthernHOH
41-45, M
1 Response Dec 3, 2012

There is a store called Yankee Candle where I live that has a bacon scented candle.