Attn: Women Of Ep, Do Not Trust Me To Pull Out

Some couples use the pull out method of birth control as a way to have bareback sex. The man then ********** on the woman's stomach, on her **** or on some other area. I don't see how some guys do the pull out method. I couldn't because ******* deep into ***** feels too good to give up. Ladies of EP, if we have sex, don't ever trust me to pull out if you want to avoid pregnancy. Even if I sincerely agree beforehand that I'll pull out, once i feel that tickling sensation growing in my ****, I'm going to lose all sense of responsibility and I'm going to bury my **** deeper into your ***** and shoot millions of ***** cells inside you.

Nine months later you'll have a baby latched onto your nipples and sucking milk from your pregnancy-enlarged breasts all because you trusted me to fight the primal urge to impregnate you. Nine months prior you wanted me to shoot my *** on your ****, now you've got my baby on your ****! The irony.

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4 Responses Sep 17, 2012

No one pulls out of me and no birth control

If you came inside me I'd probably get even hotter for you... Give you as many babies as you wanted!

The pull out method is no guarantee, precum contains ***** also.

Hahaha once you go bare back you never go back Hahaha my boyfriend use to be fine with pulling out then i told him to *** in me (i think its hot and i was on the pill) ever since that first time he can't pull out unless i grab his **** when he slides out