Whyyyyy?!?

Why can't I find a condom my size?

I try normal trojans, and durex, and all those, and they choke the hell out of my member, killing my erection. So I'm like okay, maybe i'm a big guy, let me try magnum. And then it's like putting on a ******* shopping bag! I'm big, not a HORSE!!!

Where's MY ******* condom size?!?
nephandai nephandai
26-30, M
1 Response Sep 23, 2012

There is something that fits wonderfully... its called a bare wet ***** ;)