Of Course!!! And Boys Wish They Were Too!!!
What is there not to love?
My theory is the world is divided into females on one side...
And those "other" people who WISH they were female!!! You know, the ones with...
We girls get to do all sorts of things that those poor non-girls don't get to do...
- Grow breasts...
- Do whatever the hell we want to do with our hair
- Never worry about being able to Get It Up
- Paint our nails... all 20!
- Have beautiful legs
- Wear thongs
- Play with our own nipples
- Have multiple *******
- Have fabulous earrings
- Tease boys unmercifully
- Have babies
- Wear Dresses
- Use perfume
- Wear Wedding Gowns!!!!
- Kiss other girls
- Have people give us jewelry
- Dance with other girls
- Wear makeup
- Spend hours shopping for the absolutely right shoes
- Truly understand chocolate
- Go to the Ladies Room with friends
- Wear lingerie
Appear to be geniuses if we know how many pla
yers are on a ba seball team
- Have different vibrators for different occasion
- Like flowers
- Totally OWN sex
- Have an excuse to be irrational ever 4-weeks
- Diddle ourselves discreetly
- Get dinner bought for us
- Don't need to make every f*cking thing a competition