Of Course!!! And Boys Wish They Were Too!!!

What is there not to love?

My theory is the world is divided into females on one side...

And those "other" people who WISH they were female!!!  You know, the ones with...

Venus Envy!!!

It's true! 

We girls get to do all sorts of things that those poor non-girls don't get to do...

  • Grow breasts...

  • Do whatever the hell we want to do with our hair
  • Never worry about being able to Get It Up

  • Paint our nails... all 20!
  • Have beautiful legs

  • Wear thongs
  • Play with our own nipples
  • Have multiple *******

  • Have fabulous earrings
  • Tease boys unmercifully
  • Have babies
  • Wear Dresses

  • Use perfume
  • Wear Wedding Gowns!!!!
  • Cry
  • Kiss other girls

  • Have people give us jewelry
  • Dance with other girls
  • Wear makeup

  • Spend hours shopping for the absolutely right shoes
  • Truly understand chocolate
  • Go to the Ladies Room with friends
  • Wear lingerie

  • Appear to be geniuses if we know how many players are on a baseball team
  • Have different vibrators for different occasion

  • Like flowers
  • Totally OWN sex
  • Have an excuse to be irrational ever 4-weeks
  • Diddle ourselves discreetly

  • Get dinner bought for us
  • Don't need to make every f*cking thing a competition
SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
26-30, F
59 Responses Oct 31, 2008

Ummm, I think SaratogaGirl is a goddess! LOL, DELIGHTFUL post, thank you infinitely for sharing!!!!! :-)

LMAO!! So very well put!!!

just came across this. brilliant. true in every respect. some pretty profound insights.

you make me so jealous

Oh honey, venus envy doesn't even cover the half of it!!!

You said it. that's perfect!! I wish I was one too.

Interesting statement, And I appreciate women a lot. But very content being a man, and I guess the only thing not right in my life is, that I have a few obstacles in my life that once cleared out, will allow me to find a good lady to share time and life with.

Those of us who do not see this when we look down at ourselves wish we did:


Awesome views!!!

You are oh so right, SaratogaGirl!<br />
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I am one of them.<br />
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But then I don't want to be a boy who wishes to be a girl. I want to be a girl who is ecstatic to be a girl!<br />
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Many years ago a friend of mine was shopping for clothes for an important job interview she was about to have. She was slender, curvy (curves, not rolls, they are not the same thing!), and had a well developed chest that was proportional to the rest of her. She was having problems finding clothes that fit well. She told me to be happy I was not a chick because of that. A few years later I came out to her saying I actually wish I did have that problem, and whatever other problems women have, I'll take the good with the bad if it just means I could be the woman I always knew I was supposed to be if not for nature making a goof.<br />
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Your list is wonderful and oh so true! Though you left out having nice wide curvy hips and round butt ;-)<br />
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I have seen professional counselors who have determined yes, I am a transwoman. The only thing preventing me from transitioning is the lack of money. It is an expensive and all out of pocket journey.<br />
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It's difficult to walk down the street, go shopping, or even see friends who remind me of what I should see in the mirror.<br />
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Yes, I want breasts, and to play with my own nipples and drive myself nuts doing so. Kiss other girls and feel their breasts press into mine. Look down and see my own breasts instead of these home made forms, and feel their weight, bounce and jiggle as I walk down the street. Wear dresses outside of the house (I wear them in the house, and wearing them feels wonderful). Paint my nails and not have to remove the polish before I go any where out of the house. Not have this built in fur coat but instead have hairless, soft, silky skin.<br />
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Not have a bulge in my pants, but a smooth crotch.<br />
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I've worn a bridesmaid gown, and been told I look fabulous in it.<br />
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I could go on.

Oh me too hon, me too! Well said.

Oh, do you have to rub it in...how much I'm missing that is. I love your piece, well written (and illustrated).

So true! So good - makes me giggle and tingle.....*smiles*

Hello SaratogaGirl,<br />
I have to agree that you have the better side of the world. But at least I can do some of the things that you can... Never worry about getting it up (it seems to do this by itself even when it's not needed), wear thongs (it's practically the only underwear I have), cry (I wept like a baby at my father's funeral), kiss other girls (enough said), and yes... I even wear lingerie sometimes. But I must say, your choice of pictures are very captivating and remind me how I much I adore the female form.

You made my day : ) Well said .. XXOO Molly

Sign me UP!!!!!!! oh, yes all of the above!

You have captured the essence of Venus envy so well and I admit that is how I feel.

OK, you and multipleme have inspired me. I'm hoining and writing a story for this group... :) Sorry.<br />
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I'm not too keen on makeup (although I like lipstick and some perfumes). I don't have pierced ears, so no ear rings, and I'm never having a baby. That's for sure! I, however, have experience all the other things you mentioned, and enjoyed them. Honestly, I think more men would benefit from just a wee experience here, but that's just my opinion.<br />
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Also, without doubt, you girls rock!

I never wanted to be a girl and I absolutely love being a man -- but I think every girl on Earth should feel the way you do and I'm only attracted to women when they do.

Hi SaratogaGirl,<br />
As a man, I will say ................you are absolutely right!<br />
Yes .... you own sex, yes,,,,,you tease us unmercifully...............and you know you can get us to our knees anytime you like.<br />
The truth is that all men at some time envy you girls and the sexual power that you wield over us. We wonder how it would feel to be able to dress up and have the opposite sex drool over us................<br />
Well enjoy being girls.............

Wow, what hot pictures, of course you are right; sadly I am well past the age of any of them.

What a wonderful delightful post! I loved it. (Although my husband is happy that he is a boy and I am glad he is too because he gets to make love to me with his adorable penis.and I really enjoy that.) Nevertheless, I truly loved your photoessay and your witty remarks.

This posting is truly absolutely unequivically 100% no doubt in any women's mind CORRECT! <br />
I couldn't even if I wanted to say it better then how you did! Thank you!


exactly......well done chicky pooh!!


The most true and accurate statements ever made

OK, OK, OK, OK, I concede — you win. I agree with most of your examples.<br />
I do have Venus Envy, alright ! ! ! ! ! ! <br />
....And you just had to rub it in by using attached pictures to prove it, right !<br />
I cannot compete when so blatantly put before me.

I know I don't. Wow, some of the generalizations on here are unbelievable.

I have to admit, I would seriously groove on finding myself inhabiting a hot, luscious female body sometime, in some plane of existence. Just being in that body would be crazy sexy beyond belief - - but I think I'd have to be a lesbian....I still don't think I'd ever find a guy attractive! LOL No homophobia or anything, it's just that we're, well, hideous next to you Aphrodites. OK, so maybe if the female body made me want a guy, well, perhaps. Wait, could the guy be ME? That'd be allright!

No Venus envy here... I just enjoy being a man to give a woman such hot blooded pleasure....

Pffft<br />
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ur a man<br />
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u came out of a woman's vagina...<br />
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and spend ur whole life trying to get back in.

As a male-born person who loves femininity in myself and in others, I agree with a lot of this, but not thongs. You can keep those.

Lucky baby!<br />
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But you COULD do all these things!

A hah! A full month -- good for you!

It would be interesting being a woman for a month.

SG, you seem to have hit the mark. I am my happiest when being as much like a real girl as I can be. I would love to go all the way with my Venus Envy. It seems as women have advanced with ever greater choices and self-assuredness, poor non-girls have been climbing on their better's bandwagon.

I don't believe it... I think ALL men have Venus Envy -- and with good reason, too!

Hey there are those that don't have Venus Envy!!!! So enjoy being one of those!!!!

AMEN sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

Hi Jenni!

After all this time, I still have my copy of the "to do" list right in my desk!

LOL -- so you say... but fussing with hair is fun... dress buying and wearing is a LOT of fun... painting our nails is a lovely indulgence... and while our cycles have their downside, the upside is the ability to conceive, bear and give birth to a child. Whoooo-hooooooo!

At least with a lot fewer problems!

You are so right! <br />
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I'm still happy being mostly boy, but I'm afraid to count how many off of your list I've actually experienced. May be more than half! You girls rock! ...and, I'm glad to have touched just a bit of it. Although I see how amazing and extraordinary pregnancy is, I can't say I'm sorry to have missed that one, at least this time around.

You said it. Venus envy. xoxox

i so want to be more girly, that i wish i could find a woman who'd love me for the rest of my life, but only if i'd let her have me castrated.

I am completely dressed right now! My nylon panties, padded bra/ with inserts, pantyhose, pumps, and a sissy dress! How great it is.

I agree! I love being a girl and I am a boy...<br />
sissy jennifer

Dah! You put it so well. I'll admit I felt envy when I read your list. It sucks... Our culture is extremely limiting to males.<br />
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I have a case of Venus Envy, but not to the extreme where I want to change my gender and be a girl. I just wish that males had more freedom of ex<x>pression; that they were allowed to do the things women do in the way that women are allowed to do the things men do.

Wow... not sure all of these are quite appropriate for the work zone! LOL!

Just looked at this again and love it, more so love doing it. Made a copy for my desk at work of the list!

My words exactly, I think you are on to something Saratoga. Who wouldn't want to be a girl.

LOL....Oh God, I agree with the complete list. Some items on the list, I do as one who longs to be a girl...wear nail polish, makeup, lingerie, enjoy flowers;... some of others may come someday. I would have been so much better to have been born a girl. <br />
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Cara :)

Venus Envy you bet, I've got a major case of it. Read my stories to see what a cruel trick mother nature played on me. What did I ever do to her? I would do anything to be a girl, become a woman, bring a life into the world and nurture and raise it. I never feel more feminine than when I cook for my children and do all the normal driving chores a mom usually does, it is what I was meant to do I just have the wrong set of plumbing and I dream of what it would be like if my plumbing matched my brain. I do have one issue however, I love women and would end up a lipstick lesbian and would want to marry someone like me. Butch Macho is way overrated. I can do more around the house than just about any man I have ever met and I would be happy to do it in stockings, high heels and a short skirt just to show the men in my neighborhood a few things (and I don't mean my rear end or my legs)

Excellent! Thanks for sharing. You have captured feeling felt by a lot of us.

Of Course!!! And Boys Wish They Were Too!!! <br />
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The above says it all ~ so true !!!<br />
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I'm just happy I can admit it.

So very true. Except some of us do get to wear lingerie. LOL (And I do wear dresses and even wedding gowns from time to time -- but not in public.)

I feel better than ever about myself now!

Twisted thoughts? You? LOL!<br />
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I've decided I'm serious about this (LOL), all boys secretly want to be girls and thats why they can get hostile some times... cos we have it so good!<br />
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Yeah, I only had the scary naked guy up (pun!) for halloween... one evening was MORE than enuf!!!!! LMAO!

I'm having twisted thoughts here, SG. I love being a woman and would NOT trade it for a second. Or a third or a fourth! Multiple can often go beyond that!<br />
BTW, I see your art was taken off the wall.