I stopped by Dunkin Donuts this morning and picked up 6 jelly and cream filled donuts. I spent a long time in my car cramming my face with my fattening goodies and drinking whole milk. I knew that I was getting the jelly and cream all over my face and my Tshirt but I was so turned on and feeling so lazy, I just left the mess smeared on my face and my clothes. A couple of minutes ago, I walked into our public library and went to use the restroom. When I walked up to the mirror, I couldn't believe what a total fat slob I was! I am absolutely a mess and you know what? I am not going to clean up. I am just going to be the fat lazy slob that I am.