I Love Being A Lazy Fat Slob
My father and mother went to visit my mother's friend in another state and my sister went to a sleepover (For two days and nights!) so I spent most of last weekend sitting in my bedroom and eating. On friday I purchased chips, candy, bagged popcorn, soda, and ice cream along with sandwiches I placed in a cooler. I dragged a wide width wheelchair mom had outgrown (It crecked when she sat in it) and placed it by my desk. I went to bed after a hearty dinner of pizza ice cream, and popcorn.
I sat half necked and stuffed my face with popcorn, chips, and candy. I wadded up allot of old sheets and sat necked on it. My belly lay on top of of the sheets. I had a pile of food to one side of my desk, where I sat, and a box of orange soda (Not diet) on the other. I stuffed my face with crumbs and such falling across my belly and chest. I guzzled the soda and bleached loud and long. When I had to pee I urinated onto the sheets. I sat and watched Youtube, Hulu, and TV all day. Eventually I struggled to my feet (Very difficult when you weigh as much as I do :P) and had to wipe **** off the plastic seat. I washed my lower regions off with a wash cloth and went to bed.
The next day I got out of bed only to go No. 2 and gather clean sheets and a tarp. I placed the tarp over my bed clothes, the added more wadded sheets (If I do this again I need to invest in a female urinal or bedpan, or both!) I piled the bags of food around it and lay in bed all day. I peed more and burped and farted whenever I wanted. My parents came home that night and found me in the living room finishing off the remainder of my supplies. Not a bad weekend. Although I did watch enough soup operas that my IQ probably dropped a few points.
I sat half necked and stuffed my face with popcorn, chips, and candy. I wadded up allot of old sheets and sat necked on it. My belly lay on top of of the sheets. I had a pile of food to one side of my desk, where I sat, and a box of orange soda (Not diet) on the other. I stuffed my face with crumbs and such falling across my belly and chest. I guzzled the soda and bleached loud and long. When I had to pee I urinated onto the sheets. I sat and watched Youtube, Hulu, and TV all day. Eventually I struggled to my feet (Very difficult when you weigh as much as I do :P) and had to wipe **** off the plastic seat. I washed my lower regions off with a wash cloth and went to bed.
The next day I got out of bed only to go No. 2 and gather clean sheets and a tarp. I placed the tarp over my bed clothes, the added more wadded sheets (If I do this again I need to invest in a female urinal or bedpan, or both!) I piled the bags of food around it and lay in bed all day. I peed more and burped and farted whenever I wanted. My parents came home that night and found me in the living room finishing off the remainder of my supplies. Not a bad weekend. Although I did watch enough soup operas that my IQ probably dropped a few points.
By:
FatTeen11
Age:
16-17
,
Female
