V-powerThe power of a vagina
She can help make a miracle happen and put life in your hands
But lets look at the other little powers she wields,
If she's feeling a little helpless
And can't open those cans
A big strong hand might appear..
With a smile and a nod
It doesn't seem odd
For doors to open like so,
Those boxes look heavy
You might think her a pro
When others come running
To aid her...
She can look cute in a skirt
Or a mans under shirt
Her wardrobe has little limitations...
But don't compare her to another
She's not like your ex
And she's definitly not like your mother...
Bringing blessings a plenty
Loves to wear sexy panties
Her powers are really sublime
But anger or upset her and I can just bet
A headache in bed is what you'll find
Take heed to my words
This may sound absurd
But this power is also a curse
For once every month
she'll lose her mind
And be inflicted with pain so unkind
Till menopause takes hold
What an unbearable way
To lift a curse, might I say
Some say she's worth it, and others curse it
But my V-power is here to stay!