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Ok, Tease Away

I love the looks we get when my wife and I go out to eat, like at our favorite all you can eat buffet. I can only imagine what people say as I bring my wife plate after plate of food and desserts and then as she waddles out with her big belly stuffed with food. So this is your chance to let us know what people are thinking.

jcruz jcruz 31-35 5 Responses Apr 5, 2012

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Wow j is that your wife? She is gorgeous! You're a very lucky man to share life with her! xox

Thanks! I feel the same way. :)

When i see a big lady i wonder of she has a gay brother or
cousin ;)

When I see a really big lady eating, all I can think about is how hot she looks and wonder how many calories she's pounding down!

I don't know how many calories she's ingesting daily but it's a lot.

That's awesome!

Do you know how much ur wife weighs? When i grow up i want to be as big as her btw im eleven tht is y i said when i grow up

Do you know how certain casinos deny the entrance to certain patrons because, for some mysterious reasons, the casino always loses money with them? Don't you worry that some all-you-can-eat buffets might apply the same policy to your wife? ;)

Actually, at a Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet we used to go to frequently, an older Chinese woman who worked there told my wife when she was refilling her plate for the fourth or fifth time, "You eat too much. That why you so fat." I guess they were losing money on us every time my we walked in to the place!

Have you ever had to buy 2 buffets for her before?

She's pretty c: