If Only She Could!!! ^_^A blonde is driving down a desert road. When she sees something that makes her pull over and get out of her car.
About 6 yards away, in the desert, there is another blonde woman rowing a rowboat.
"What are you Doing?" Blonde #1 yells.
"What does it look like? I'm rowing my boat!" Replies Blonde #2.
Blonde #1 pinches her nose and shakes her head.
Then she yells to Blonde #2,"You Moron! It's blondes like you, that give the rest of us a bad name!!.... I'd go over there and punch you. If only I could swim!!!!"