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Alligator shoes a personal fav

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades
while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator
shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the
local vendors were asking.
   
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shop-keepers, the young Blonde declared, 'Well then, maybe I'll just go out
and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!'
   
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, 'Well little lady, why
don't you go on and give it a try?'
   
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an
alligator.
   
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots
the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly
toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the
creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.
   
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The
shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggles mightily and  manages to flip the gator onto its back.
   
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,
'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!'
 

luckyliz luckyliz 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 15, 2009

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Very good :)

oh noooooooo!<br />
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hehehehheeeeeeeee

no problem glad u liked

thanks i needed a good laugh.