Old Lady British Accent
So I'm working stockin the shelves at the local grocery store when I hear from behind me "good morning kind sir" in the absolute thickest british accent I have ever heard. Well I whip around to behold what marvelous creature uttered such a sweet melody and if she is currently seeing anyone. Well this old lady had to be the sweetest thing I have ever seen "could I trouble you for the location of your buttered nut cookies". "why yes ma'am", in a very calm and sophisticated tone to keep from giggling "they are down two isles to the right, have a nice day!" She retorts, and she must have planned this, " Jolly good, and cheerio". British accents have to be the best thing invented since xbox360.