Why, Cadbury, Why??
An open letter to the wonderfully evil people at Cadbury.
To Whom it May Concern,
I thank you for creating this deliciously sinful treat. It makes my mouth happy and my belly satisfied. However, why in the hell can't you sell these little eggs from heaven the rest of the year?! WHY?? I have a small window of time (which is actually growing because Easter stuff is out right after Christmas is over) when I can stock up on these chocolate-y goodnesses. Why no Cadbury Christmas Eggs? Or Valentine's Eggs? Of Middle of the Summer, I Can't Wait For Easter Again Eggs? I'm angry. And having withdrawal symptoms.
Also, I'm pissed about the other "eggs". The world does not need Snickers Eggs or Butterfingers Eggs. You've got a great thing going with the original Cadbury Eggs. Just leave the damn things alone.