Some Of My Favourites

Juno:
'They've already got 5 kids, they're just like greedy little *******.'

Shallow Hal:
'Are you saying you're more mature than me?' 'Nah ok, you're probably more mature than me....but at least I've got a bigger willy!'

Slumdog Millionaire:
'Money and women- the reasons for most mistakes in life.'

Marley And Me:
'A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?'

Hachi:
'I'm a lot older than you but I tend to think that there's an element of music that cannot be captured. Life cannot be captured. Human heart cannot be captured. The moment of creation itself is fleeting.'

Step Mom:
'You look tired.' 'I hate it when people say that, it's a polite way of telling you that you look like ****.'