Funny Quotes From The Movie ~knocked Up~ With Seth RoganQuotes from "Knocked Up", a very funny movie with Seth Rogan, Katherine Heigel, Paul Rudd. Language warning. :)
Jill: Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write that down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that.
Ben Stone: [Ben knocks on the door at Sadie's birthday party and Sadie answers] Oh Hey! What up dawg?
Sadie: Where have you been?
Ben Stone: Around, you know... just kinda doing my thing!
Sadie: Why is everybody so mad at you?
Ben Stone: I don't know are they mad what have they been saying?
Sadie: They've been saying like Blah, blah, blah, blah blah. Ben's a *****.
Ben Stone: They said that?
Sadie: A lot!
Ben Stone: That sucks!
Pete: [quoting Back to the Future] Where we're going we don't need roads.
Debbie: [to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and **** each other.
Pete: Who needs a time machine?
Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
Ben Stone: [Mimicks car noise] VRRROOOOM
Pete: [To Ben] You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.
Pete: [to Ben Stone] Marriage is like that show Everybody Loves Raymond, but its not funny. All the problems are the same, but
Pete: you know instead of all the funny, pithy dialogue, everybody is really pissed off and tense.
Alison Scott: I hope your apartment's big enough for the three of us.
Ben Stone: Oh it definitely is. That's why I got one in East LA. The rent, it's HUGE. The only thing is we have to decide if we're gonna be Crips or Bloods before we get there.
Alison Scott: Well, I look good in red.
Ben Stone: I look good in blue... The fighting continues.