Funny Quotes From The Movie ~knocked Up~ With Seth Rogan

Quotes from "Knocked Up", a very funny movie with Seth Rogan, Katherine Heigel, Paul Rudd.   Language warning. :)

Jill: Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write that down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. 
Ben Stone: [Ben knocks on the door at Sadie's birthday party and Sadie answers] Oh Hey! What up dawg? 
Sadie: Where have you been? 
Ben Stone: Around, you know... just kinda doing my thing! 
Sadie: Why is everybody so mad at you? 
Ben Stone: I don't know are they mad what have they been saying? 
Sadie: They've been saying like Blah, blah, blah, blah blah. Ben's a *****. 
Ben Stone: They said that? 
Sadie: A lot! 
Ben Stone: That sucks! 
Pete: [quoting Back to the Future] Where we're going we don't need roads. 
Debbie: [to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and **** each other. 
Pete: Who needs a time machine? 
Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88. 
Ben Stone: [Mimicks car noise] VRRROOOOM 
Pete: [To Ben] You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.
Pete: [to Ben Stone] Marriage is like that show Everybody Loves Raymond, but its not funny. All the problems are the same, but 
Pete: you know instead of all the funny, pithy dialogue, everybody is really pissed off and tense. 
Alison Scott: I hope your apartment's big enough for the three of us. 
Ben Stone: Oh it definitely is. That's why I got one in East LA. The rent, it's HUGE. The only thing is we have to decide if we're gonna be Crips or Bloods before we get there. 
Alison Scott: Well, I look good in red. 
Ben Stone: I look good in blue... The fighting continues. 
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2 Responses Apr 17, 2012

:D!!! lol

That movie was funny....I LOVE that last quote!! :D